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Screw You, Planet Fitness

The Planet Fitness gym is new to this area and advertises itself as a “Judgement-Free Zone,” promising its customers that they will not be judged or criticized. Fair enough, Planet Fitness, but what I’m wondering is if you could take that and then use it to make yourselves look ridiculous?

Why yes. Of course you could.

Sign #1:

“dress code – no jeans, no do rags/skull caps/bandanas, no boots/sandals – all subject to our judgement” (sic)

Sign #2 (directly below):

“thanks for being part of the judgement free zone!”

No matter how hard I try, I can’t convince myself they’re joking. There’s also a large flashing “Lunk Alarm” mounted to the wall that goes off if anyone makes a loud noise, by dropping weights or grunting, for instance.

Not welcome at Planet Fitness, according to this sign:

  • People who like lifting weights
  • People who wear head coverings popular among black people
  • People who wear head coverings popular among hoboes
  • Hippies

Hey, Planet Fitness! Screw you!



6 thoughts on “Screw You, Planet Fitness

  1. I love this post.

    Posted by Abbie | February 25, 2009, 2:34 am
  2. Are you allowed to wear tanktops at all?

    Posted by Amber | July 24, 2009, 7:16 pm
  3. The Planet Fitness in Wappingers Falls, NY stirred up some controversy not long ago. What do you think of the color scheme?


    Posted by Fernando Alfonso | January 3, 2010, 1:06 am


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