The Planet Fitness gym is new to this area and advertises itself as a “Judgement-Free Zone,” promising its customers that they will not be judged or criticized. Fair enough, Planet Fitness, but what I’m wondering is if you could take that and then use it to make yourselves look ridiculous?
Why yes. Of course you could.
“dress code – no jeans, no do rags/skull caps/bandanas, no boots/sandals – all subject to our judgement” (sic)
Sign #2 (directly below):
“thanks for being part of the judgement free zone!”
No matter how hard I try, I can’t convince myself they’re joking. There’s also a large flashing “Lunk Alarm” mounted to the wall that goes off if anyone makes a loud noise, by dropping weights or grunting, for instance.
Not welcome at Planet Fitness, according to this sign:
- People who like lifting weights
- People who wear head coverings popular among black people
- People who wear head coverings popular among hoboes
Hey, Planet Fitness! Screw you!